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An Irishman, by the name of O’Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real. The young lass, on learning it was a fake,…

Joke of The Week
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Joke of The Week

Valentine Dreams One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package…

Jane Fonda visits!
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Jane Fonda visits!

Jane Fonda visited Canada and told us that we should not be producing oil and gas or building pipelines. Her lifestyle doesn’t seem to fit with what how she suggests we should all live. #TheRoughneckMag #Oilfield #CDNOil  

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Joke of the week

My One and Only Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweler’s shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweler inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?” Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, “No, instead engrave…