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Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes:

  • What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella.

  • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

  • What’s grey and moves at 100 miles/hour?

A jet-propelled elephant.

  • Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having the day off.

  • What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

  • What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

Lost.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a potato?

Mashed potatoes.

  • Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn’t hold up their trunks.

  • What’s grey, has a wand, huge wings, and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy.

  • Why did the elephant start a stampede?

Because he wanted to be herd.