Roughneck Mag
Jokes

Clean Jokes for May

Psychic

  • Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac?

He knew in advance what he was going to forget.

  • What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

  • What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

  • Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

  • Why couldn’t the fortune teller have children?

Her husband had crystal balls.

  • What do you call a yak fortune teller?

Zodi-yak.

  • If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?