Elephant Jokes:
- What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
- What’s grey and moves at 100 miles/hour?
A jet-propelled elephant.
- Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was having the day off.
- What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
- What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a potato?
Mashed potatoes.
- Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t hold up their trunks.
- What’s grey, has a wand, huge wings, and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy.
- Why did the elephant start a stampede?
Because he wanted to be herd.
