Psychic
- Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac?
He knew in advance what he was going to forget.
- What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
- What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
- Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
- Why couldn’t the fortune teller have children?
Her husband had crystal balls.
- What do you call a yak fortune teller?
Zodi-yak.
- If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?
